There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
#perfect description #i love it #wet angry i just go to my room and mope #but dry angry boy you better make peace with your god
idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x
Orlando Bloom: Our Savior
What happened was Orlando Bloom was out with a girlfriend who was rumored to be Bieber’s ex having dinner or something. Bieber came over and said hi to them and Bloom ignored him because who wouldn’t ignore the stupid brat. Bieber -of course -threw a giant hissy fit and said some colorful words about the girlfriend and Bloom punched him in his stupid face.
Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius
OH MY GOD YES
this is perfect for my 23,000th post
sorry for the radio silence guys, took up a new job on Monday and I am still working on fixing my sleep schedule (aka tired as heck)! Expect more on Friday <3
So, I guess these are my only serious business thoughts about the upcoming movie.
I, as is documented throughout this illustrious blog, have had a hate hard-on for this movie for like, years? It was shelved at one point and re-awakened and it persisted through that.
I don’t want to be a dick to people like darthempress who is awesome and I am always entertained by her posts about it—
but the bottom line about my dislike is, and has always been, it’s a generic cash grab playing on nostalgia that will have a generic plot, generic characters, and pay little creed to the source material.
Whitewashing the Shredder AND Splinter was a big part of making me feel this way. I could deal with a ridiculously stupid TMNT movie that was made by dorks who loved the source material. I mean, I saw Star Trek Nemesis in theatres. That was a TERRIBLE movie. I keep apologizing to my now-husband-then-boyfriend for forcing him to see it even though he doesn’t even remember it. Still, it was written by Star Trek nerds who wanted to make a bad ass Star Trek movie.
I just don’t like the trend of taking some beloved IP and forcing it into some Michael Bay “GUNS N SPLOSIONS WOO WOO US MILITARY AMERICA FUCK YEA” plot. And I love TMNT. And I am guessing Transformers fans feel this way about the IP they’ve loved for years.
I don’t think the Foot should have guns. Karai should not have guns. Shredder shouldn’t be white or a robot. That’s it. You can really fuck with the premise and still please me, as the IDW reboot has proven. I love that comic.
I just want something I believe is made by someone who loves the TMNT. I don’t believe it with this movie. If it gets like, 70% fresh reviews maybe I’m wrong, but I highly doubt it.
So at once, if you’re hype for this movie whatever. I’m not, and this is why. I don’t have to be. And no, I won’t be seeing it opening night. The only fucking movie I saw at all this year was How to Train Your Dragon II and that was like, four weeks post release. I don’t at this moment think this movie will treat the franchise with respect and if I’m proved otherwise I’ll eat my Adventure Time hat. That is all.
couldn’t have said it better myself
don’t date someone if they won’t rap the danny phantom theme song with you
You’re in the theater watching previews for mildly interesting movies when all the sudden the screen goes dark except for a date. A woman’s voice says, “This is just like Budapest all over again” amidst sounds of gunfire.
A man replies,”You and I remember Budapest very differently”
On screen the date moves backwards through time until it stops not too far in the past and a different, lightly accented woman’s voice says, “Welcome to Budapest Mr. Barton, I hope you enjoy your stay.”
Silence again as the date transforms into “coming summer 2016."
The screen goes dark. The next preview begins.