Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker
when people have really nice clear faces i want punch myself
The best part about this post is that I have seen it three times now and I still can’t tell whether it’s a typo or a really clever pun
Reblog if you’re currently writing a novel, even if it’s only in your head or scribbled in the back of a notebook somewhere.
Think about how many books don’t exist yet.
I’m ALWAYS writing a novel.
I need to get back to my novel.
Don’t talk to me about my novel.
reasons you should date me:
- i bake things and they taste good usually
- i will cuddle you always
- you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk
- i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
if you dont love nine i dont know what to say to you.
"…and that was the scariest thing I ever saw on Doctor Who.”
"I don’t remember that."
"It was a bonus thing on a DVD."
TACO TUESDAY IS TOMORROW